愚人节短信英文版 好浪漫好损人

　　roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

　　but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

　　娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。

　　但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。

　　love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

　　but i only slept with you ’cause i was pissed.

　　爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，

　　可我与你同眠只是因为喝醉。( 愚人节短信 )

　　i thought that i could love no other

　　–that is until i met your brother.

　　曾以为一生只爱你一个，

　　直到遇见你的二表哥。

　　i love your smile, your face, and your eyes

　　damn, i’m good at telling lies!

　　我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，

　　妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！

　　my feelings for you no words can tell,

　　except for maybe “go to hell.”

　　我对你的深情无法付诸言语，

　　除了一句“滚一边去”！

　　i see your face when i am dreaming.

　　that’s why i always wake up screaming.

　　你的容颜依稀入梦境，

　　于是我在尖叫中惊醒。整人短信

　　kind, intelligent, loving and hot